Favorite Movie Quotes

I love movie quotes. Many times when I see something happen in my life it reminds me of a scene or a quote from a movie. My in-laws have entire conversations repeating lines from movies which can be funny unless you haven't seen the movie. Reading the following quotes is like a trip down memory lane. Some movie quotes can be even more potent than watching a movie trailer. Here are some of my favorites:

"It's just a flesh wound" Monty Python and the Holy Grail-1975
"Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion." Paths of Glory-1957
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. " Princess Bride-1987 "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. " Treasure of the Sierra Madre-1948
"So you're telling me there's a chance?" Dumb and Dumber-1994
"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt." Mystery Men-1999 (side note- Mystery Men have had many shortcomings but probably is pound for pound the best value for one liners and awesome quotes you will ever find)
"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength." Ben Hur-1959
"Do you believe that my being stronger or faster than you has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now? The Matrix-1999
"Ours go to 11" This is Spinal Tap-1984
"Rosebud" Citizen Kane-1941 "
"Do you see what I have to work with here?" Batman-1989
"Your fire is dying down Fraulein" Raiders of the Lost Ark-1981
"Eddie says I can quit one of my night jobs after the baby comes"-Vacation-1983
"The Internet... is that the one with the e-mail?" For Your Consideration-2006
"Open the pod bay doors Hal" 2001: A Space Odyssey-1968
"Eat Cookie!" Micky Blue Eyes-1999
"These are not the droids you are looking for" Star Wars-1977
"May I take your trident sir?" Dirty Rotten Scoundrels-1988
"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape" Planet of the Apes-1968
"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness." Kung Fu Panda-2008
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. " Dodgeball-2004
"Money well spent, both times I might add" Lonesome Dove-1989
"Nothing is Written !" Lawrence of Arabia-1962
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" The Wizard of Oz-1939
"Soylent Green is People" Soylent Green-1973
"That doesn't really work, does it?" Amadeus-1984
"Don't tell me my business boy, just checking the luggage" Fletch-1985
"Oops, You caught me being a mentor" A Series of Unfortunate Events-2004

There are thousands of other great quotes so feel free to list some of your favorites.